Your Sunday Funnies
Gizmo Thewytchdoktor@thewytchdoktor
but....but......NO BUTS!
Aardvark and Anteater Humor
Odd Bodkins
Far Side
Felix The Cat
Elephant Jokes
Q: What do you get when an elephant skydives?
A: A big hole!
Q: Why do elephants never forget?
A: Because nobody ever tells them anything!
Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A: Take away their credit cards
Q: Why did the elephant decide to finally cross the road?
A: The chickens were on a strike.
Q: What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior?
A: A bus packed with elephants going to school.
