Your Sunday Funnies

Gizmo Thewytchdoktor@thewytchdoktor

Rural Life

but....but......NO BUTS!

Aardvark and Anteater Humor

Odd Bodkins

Far Side

Felix The Cat

Elephant Jokes

Q: What do you get when an elephant skydives?

A: A big hole!

Q: Why do elephants never forget?

A: Because nobody ever tells them anything!

Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?

A: Take away their credit cards

Q: Why did the elephant decide to finally cross the road?

A: The chickens were on a strike.

Q: What has a yellow exterior and a gray interior?

A: A bus packed with elephants going to school.